2017 is gonna be weird. Let’s get started on the right foot, shall we? Poe is a favorite of mine, dating back to an assigned reading of The Telltale Heart in middle school. It’s easy to imagine Poe being read aloud with an accent, maybe a slightly British one, even though he is a distinctly American author. Or maybe that pompous twang that William F. Buckley had. He’s hip again, now that conservatives have gone extinct and been replaced with kleptocrats and whiny white bigots, hearing a New England snob reading some Poe might be comforting.